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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、我当上了飞行员,并进行第一天的飞行。
控制塔:“你能告诉我你的位置吗?”
我:“好的,我旁边有一朵看起来像狮子的云。”
控制塔:“你能说具体点吗?”
我:“像辛巴。”

2、问:用电子游戏的标题描述你的女朋友,你会用哪个游戏?
答:半条命3、上古卷轴6、GTA6。

3、昨晚我和一好哥们一起喝酒,互相交流自己最厉害的搭讪金句。
他有几句真是太赞了,最后我跟他回家去了....

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