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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、以前读中学时经常听到一句话:金钱如粪土!
读大学时经常听到一句话:一朵鲜花插在牛粪上!
等到毕业工作后才知道这两句话得合在一起理解。

2、追女孩要怎么样厚脸皮?追女孩别人不要脸,
你就不要命~别人可以在她楼下等她,你就吊根
绳子到她家阳台~

3、爱和喜欢是同义词么?爱一朵花就为她浇水。
喜欢一朵花就把她摘下来。
喜欢和讨厌是反义词么?喜欢一朵花就把她摘下来。
讨厌一朵花也会把她摘下来。

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